Hey, I’m Akash — your friendly neighborhood founder-engineer-chaos-gremlin. 👻

Hey, I’m Akash — your friendly neighborhood founder-engineer-chaos-gremlin. 👻

I’m the guy who wakes up thinking “maybe I should just build my own AWS of AI agents” and by midnight somehow has 4 domains bought, a FastAPI backend running, and a 50-slide deck projecting $100M ARR by Q2.


My Hobbies (a.k.a. why I have no free time) 🎯

  • Building AI Agents with LangChain, LangGraph, CrewAI, and whatever shiny framework just dropped yesterday.
  • Writing system prompts longer than most people’s dissertations — because apparently I think GPTs read novels.
  • Generating lakhs of rows of synthetic data at 3AM, just to prove a point to myself.
  • Hosting servers so complex even the servers ask “bhai, what’s going on?”
  • Doing market analysis on imaginary industries and convincing myself “future scope is massive”.

Things I’m Weirdly Good At ✅

  • Debugging infra at 3AM while pretending it’s “research.”
  • Writing roadmaps for products that don’t exist yet.
  • Explaining to myself why a random bug is actually a “feature of the architecture.”
  • Pitching myself with slogans like “It’s like Superhuman, but for CAs parsing Excel sheets.”

Things I’m Terrible At ❌

  • Shutting down side projects. (Everything is a company if you squint hard enough.)
  • Closing Chrome tabs (currently at 187).
  • Not deploying on Fridays (my therapy bills can confirm).
  • Keeping projections realistic (if you see “1M users by next quarter,” just know I made it up while eating Maggi).

My Story 🔮

I’m equal parts founder, AI engineer, and chaos architect.
One foot in AI agent land, one foot in wild startup ideas, and one foot — wait, that’s three feet. But honestly, math has never stopped me from pitching a $10B TAM.

I co-founded Quinch back in college (because who studies when you can raise funding instead?). That went from dorm-room project to actual investors writing actual cheques — still not sure how.  

Then came Durbin where I thought, “why not map half the country with IoT and AI?”, Spoiler alert, We did the thing, got acquired, and for a brief moment I considered chilling… but chilling is apparently not in my DNA.  

So I moved to Bangalore — the land of startups, filter coffee, and way too many product managers. Ended up at mirrAR, where for nearly two years I built AR tech that let people virtually try on jewelry and makeup. Basically, convincing your phone you look good became my day job.  

But of course, the chaos called again. I jumped into Narrative, my AI QA adventure — remote GPU pools, browser streaming, and AI agents clicking buttons faster than interns. It was glorious, terrifying, and burned through enough AWS credits to fund a small country.  

And now? I’ve left it all behind to start up again. Because let’s be honest: I only run on two modes —  

1. Building something absurd at 3AM.  

2. Predicting $100M ARR by next quarter.  

So here I am: back at zero, too many ideas, too many Chrome tabs open, and a dangerous obsession with AI Agents. Stick around — either you’ll watch the next unicorn being born 🦄 or a spectacular crash landing. Either way, it’ll be fun.  

If you stick around, you’ll either watch me build the next big thing 🦄 or watch me spectacularly crash and burn in style. Either way, you’ll get a good story out of it.

PS: If I ever say “don’t worry, I’ll just build it real quick” — RUN. That’s how all this started.